urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: urbancatfitters)

needsmoreyellow:

i like to use youtube to find recipe ideas for desserts and apparently there’s a new trend of

cutting watermelon into like a rectangle or cylinder or whatever and icing it like a cake because it’s supposed to be a ~summer treat that’s a surprise~

do u have any idea how mad i would be if i went to a party and saw cake and cut into it and it was a watermelon with icing

i would leave