God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven

Jesus:

Jesus:

Jesus:

Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

“I just simply am not a dater. I think I have been on three official dates in my life. They are like job interviews and I refuse to be romantically employed.” (…) “I would rather have a half assed version of a relationship with someone who I truly enjoy spending time that might not want to marry me or even “officially call me theirs” then a marriage proposal to someone that just looks good on paper.”

(Source: crazybitcharoundhere)